scarey dreams of infomercials

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fell asleep on the sofa tonight, tv on, and...

next thing i know i am walking around a mall. every store and kiosk in the entire place are selling stuff off tv. theres the shamwow fella set up in the food court doin demos cleanin spilt soda pop off the tables.theres an all in one saw store where the radio shack should be. i get stuck in a book store on the 2nd floor. the only books, this book store sells, is books on property investing. i need directions to an exit, as suddenly i can't find the way out. i ask a lady at a table on the balcony sellin her "how to buy houses for nothing down" book and the ***** just will not break her lines to hear a word i am sayin. mind you shes givin her speach to only me. i try and try to ask her questions. she just looks at me with a blank stare the whole time sayin her lines about how i can buy proprty with no money down and rent it out to pay for it. i get mad! throw her books over the balcony into the food court below. she is unfazed, blank stare, talking like some monotone robot. i bail over the railing, and as i do i roll off the sofa onto my dog whose been sleeping on the floor.
well i am awake now. changed the channel. let the dog up on the foot of the sofa. is it too early for a beer??

Happy Halloween! :beerchug:
 
It's never too early for a beer. Sometimes it's too late though.:beerchug:
 
sorry man.... may have influenced you with my subliminal sales threads... :rofl:
 
Wanna see scary? This is what a friend of mine wore for his Halloween costume at a party last night....

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:whistle:

Alex Billy Mayes.jpg
 
The dog was lucky with the commercials that are non stop around here at night. Over a billion sold :whistle: ( extenze ) FBI clue :laugh:
 
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