I am not politically inclined but am tired of how "politically correct" our society has become and thought this was kinda funny:
For some: "Please accept with no obligation, implied or
>implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
>responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
>winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
>the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
>choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions
>of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
>at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
>medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
>calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice
>of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
>great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
>country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard
>to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
>preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting
>these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
>freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
>no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
>herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
>revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
>perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a
>period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
>whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish
>or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
>
>For others: Here's wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and
>a Happy New Year
For some: "Please accept with no obligation, implied or
>implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially
>responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
>winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
>the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
>choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions
>of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
>at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
>medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
>calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice
>of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America
>great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
>country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard
>to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
>preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting
>these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
>freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
>no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
>herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
>revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
>perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a
>period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
>whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish
>or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
>
>For others: Here's wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and
>a Happy New Year
