gurrera
Registered
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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> In a Podiatrist's office:
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> "Time wounds all heels."
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> **************************
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> On a Septic Tank Truck:
>
> Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
>
>
> **************************
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> At an Optometrist's Office:
>
> "If you don't see what you're
> looking for,
>
> you've come to the right place."
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>
> **************************
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> On a Plumber's truck:
>
> "We repair what your husband
> fixed."
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>
> **************************
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> On another Plumber's truck:
>
> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
> plumber."
>
>
> **************************
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> At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
>
> "Invite us to your next blowout."
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>
> **************************
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> At a Towing company:
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> "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We
> want tows."
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>
> **************************
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> On an Electrician's truck:
>
> "Let us remove your shorts."
>
>
> **************************
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> In a Non-smoking Area:
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> "If we see smoke, we will assume you are
> on fire and take
> appropriate action."
>
>
> **************************
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> On a Maternity Room door:
>
> "Push. Push. Push."
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>
> **************************
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> At a Car Dealership:
>
> "The best way to get back on your feet
> -miss a car
> payment."
>
>
> **************************
>
> Outside a Muffler Shop:
>
> "No appointment necessary. We hear you
> coming."
>
>
> **************************
>
> In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
>
> "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
>
>
> **************************
>
> At the Electric Company
>
> "We would be delighted if you send in
> your payment.
>
>
> However, if you don't, you will be."
>
>
> **************************
>
> In a Restaurant window:
>
> "Don't stand there and be hungry;
>
> come on in and get fed up."
>
>
> **************************
>
> In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
>
> "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
>
>
> **************************
>
> At a Propane Filling Station:
>
> "Thank heaven for little grills."
>
>
> **************************
>
> And don't forget the sign at a
>
>
> CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
>
> "Best place in town to take a
> leak."
>
>
> **************************
>
> And the best one for last............
>
> Sign on the back of another Septic Tank
> Truck:
>
> "Caution - This Truck is
> full of Political
> Promises"
Gurrera
>
>
>
>
>
> In a Podiatrist's office:
>
> "Time wounds all heels."
>
>
> **************************
>
> On a Septic Tank Truck:
>
> Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
>
>
> **************************
>
> At an Optometrist's Office:
>
> "If you don't see what you're
> looking for,
>
> you've come to the right place."
>
>
> **************************
>
> On a Plumber's truck:
>
> "We repair what your husband
> fixed."
>
>
> **************************
>
> On another Plumber's truck:
>
> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
> plumber."
>
>
> **************************
>
> At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
>
> "Invite us to your next blowout."
>
>
> **************************
>
> At a Towing company:
>
> "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We
> want tows."
>
>
> **************************
>
> On an Electrician's truck:
>
> "Let us remove your shorts."
>
>
> **************************
>
> In a Non-smoking Area:
>
> "If we see smoke, we will assume you are
> on fire and take
> appropriate action."
>
>
> **************************
>
> On a Maternity Room door:
>
> "Push. Push. Push."
>
>
> **************************
>
> At a Car Dealership:
>
> "The best way to get back on your feet
> -miss a car
> payment."
>
>
> **************************
>
> Outside a Muffler Shop:
>
> "No appointment necessary. We hear you
> coming."
>
>
> **************************
>
> In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
>
> "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
>
>
> **************************
>
> At the Electric Company
>
> "We would be delighted if you send in
> your payment.
>
>
> However, if you don't, you will be."
>
>
> **************************
>
> In a Restaurant window:
>
> "Don't stand there and be hungry;
>
> come on in and get fed up."
>
>
> **************************
>
> In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
>
> "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
>
>
> **************************
>
> At a Propane Filling Station:
>
> "Thank heaven for little grills."
>
>
> **************************
>
> And don't forget the sign at a
>
>
> CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
>
> "Best place in town to take a
> leak."
>
>
> **************************
>
> And the best one for last............
>
> Sign on the back of another Septic Tank
> Truck:
>
> "Caution - This Truck is
> full of Political
> Promises"
Gurrera
