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> A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
> "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
> When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
> name of your willy?"
> The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
> drink.
> The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
> me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the
> slogan 'Just Do It.'
> That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It
> Really Satisfies."
> The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will
> give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man
> sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the
> name of yours?"
> The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty
> cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it
> takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
> A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
> happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
> guys call yours?"
> The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
> "'Quality is Job One" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
> The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'
> And gives a wink!
> Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
> comes up with a name for his manhood.
> Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my
> willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
> The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
> puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
> The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE
> FOR A WOMAN!!!!"
> "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
> When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the
> name of your willy?"
> The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
> drink.
> The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
> me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the
> slogan 'Just Do It.'
> That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It
> Really Satisfies."
> The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will
> give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man
> sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the
> name of yours?"
> The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty
> cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it
> takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
> A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
> happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
> guys call yours?"
> The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
> "'Quality is Job One" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
> The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'
> And gives a wink!
> Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
> comes up with a name for his manhood.
> Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my
> willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
> The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a
> puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
> The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE
> FOR A WOMAN!!!!"
