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One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
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LOL, but the real joke will be in the White House. Oh no, I didn't go there .............. yes I did.
 
The REAL JOKE is on the AMERICAN PEOPLE that bought into him! Well see how much your laughing in a few years from now, when your LIVING on the white house front lawn in a TENT, because of YOUR new president! REAL FUNNY HUH? :banghead:
 
The REAL JOKE is on the AMERICAN PEOPLE that bought into him! Well see how much your laughing in a few years from now, when your LIVING on the white house front lawn in a TENT, because of YOUR new president! REAL FUNNY HUH? :banghead:

Settle down, Francis. Good one, Rock :beerchug:
 
The REAL JOKE is on the AMERICAN PEOPLE that bought into him! Well see how much your laughing in a few years from now, when your LIVING on the white house front lawn in a TENT, because of YOUR new president! REAL FUNNY HUH? :banghead:

your still mad? :poke:
 
LOL, but the real joke will be in the White House. Oh no, I didn't go there .............. yes I did.


Or maybe he'll have it painted black! Oh no I did'nt go there. He should also throw out that old crappy furniture and get something better than that old colonial crap they got in there.lol
 
LOL those old guys have nothing better to do with there time do they its what keeps them young i guess haha like some of the guys on the Org J/K
 
Or maybe he'll have it painted black! Oh no I did'nt go there. He should also throw out that old crappy furniture and get something better than that old colonial crap they got in there.lol

YOU KNOW WHAT "BROTHA", its comments like this that KEEP racism around, BUT I BUT YOUR ONE OF THE FIRST ONE'S TO THROW THAT CARD ON THE TABLE HUH?! :moon:
BTW, take "thrasher's" advice and get some HELP!
 
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