Subject: signs and sayings
<>It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.
We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?
When you work here,
you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Jeff's".
The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.
A fool and his money
can throw one hell of a party.
Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.
money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
<>
GUN CONTROL:
using both hands
The more I learn about terrorism,
the more I understand the phone company.
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".
<>It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.
We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?
When you work here,
you can name your own salary.
I named mine, "Jeff's".
The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.
A fool and his money
can throw one hell of a party.
Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.
money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.
<>
GUN CONTROL:
using both hands
The more I learn about terrorism,
the more I understand the phone company.
The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".
