TallTom
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Engineers.
Engineers that come up with a bad idea.
Ford Engineers that came up with the 100,000 spark-plug on the 3 valve Triton engine.
Ford Spark-plugs engineers that design a plug that is about 9 inches long and come in 3 pieces.
Spark-plugs that weld themselves to the head in about 65,000.
Spark-Plugs that don't like to come out unless the greatest amount of perfect circumstances exist. Which is a rare occurrence.
Spark-plugs that when broken off, require an engineer to engineer a special tool to remove the broken off plugs. An engineer for which I am now ready to offer my first born child to.
Then the worst part. The engineer that decided to place the last 2 plugs on the passenger side of the engine, out of sight, under a PCM, and air conditioner lines, with ZERO room to put anything on it straight, no matter how contorted you think your hands can get. Or should I scream at the engineer that placed these items over these back 2 plugs?!!? Doesn't matter I was screaming at them all as I disassembled a good amount of that side of the engine bay, to catch a glimpse, nay get a socket to anything.
Either way I spent 2 days changing these coming up with and yelling words that didn't even exist until Ford came up with this. Actually 4 hours of one day removing a broken off one and the rest in the miraculous event of removing and replacing the other and not breaking them.
I broke one out of 8 off. From what I'm told, that is a pretty fabulous outcome. You could have fooled me. Thank GOD this will be the one and only time that I will have to do this.
My hands and arms up to my elbow are scraped, gashed and bloody. My knees don't work. My back is in traction. And I'm not entirely sure yet but I think I have a 3rd testicle that has appeared. In about a week I may be able to bend at the waist to actually see what happened down there.
But I have 8 new plugs in my Triton 5.4 engine.
SCREW you Ford quoting me $750 to change my plugs!!!!!!
Oh and P.S. Step 1 of instructions. The head is to be at operating temperature as you remove plugs. That adds a whole new level of hell to the job. Burn your body parts, change the plug, stop to warm up the engine. I didn't believe this part. Peshaw I said. Figured that was just some engineer acting silly. The one I broke off, broke off because I let the head cool down thinking the whole idea of a 350 degree head was just plain silly. That was plug No. 2 of the 8.
Whoever came up with this probably works for Porsche or BMW now!!
If any of you ever get involved in this or have a friend that is doing this. Please do not call me. I don't ever want to see one again.
Engineers that come up with a bad idea.
Ford Engineers that came up with the 100,000 spark-plug on the 3 valve Triton engine.
Ford Spark-plugs engineers that design a plug that is about 9 inches long and come in 3 pieces.
Spark-plugs that weld themselves to the head in about 65,000.
Spark-Plugs that don't like to come out unless the greatest amount of perfect circumstances exist. Which is a rare occurrence.
Spark-plugs that when broken off, require an engineer to engineer a special tool to remove the broken off plugs. An engineer for which I am now ready to offer my first born child to.
Then the worst part. The engineer that decided to place the last 2 plugs on the passenger side of the engine, out of sight, under a PCM, and air conditioner lines, with ZERO room to put anything on it straight, no matter how contorted you think your hands can get. Or should I scream at the engineer that placed these items over these back 2 plugs?!!? Doesn't matter I was screaming at them all as I disassembled a good amount of that side of the engine bay, to catch a glimpse, nay get a socket to anything.
Either way I spent 2 days changing these coming up with and yelling words that didn't even exist until Ford came up with this. Actually 4 hours of one day removing a broken off one and the rest in the miraculous event of removing and replacing the other and not breaking them.
I broke one out of 8 off. From what I'm told, that is a pretty fabulous outcome. You could have fooled me. Thank GOD this will be the one and only time that I will have to do this.
My hands and arms up to my elbow are scraped, gashed and bloody. My knees don't work. My back is in traction. And I'm not entirely sure yet but I think I have a 3rd testicle that has appeared. In about a week I may be able to bend at the waist to actually see what happened down there.
But I have 8 new plugs in my Triton 5.4 engine.
SCREW you Ford quoting me $750 to change my plugs!!!!!!
Oh and P.S. Step 1 of instructions. The head is to be at operating temperature as you remove plugs. That adds a whole new level of hell to the job. Burn your body parts, change the plug, stop to warm up the engine. I didn't believe this part. Peshaw I said. Figured that was just some engineer acting silly. The one I broke off, broke off because I let the head cool down thinking the whole idea of a 350 degree head was just plain silly. That was plug No. 2 of the 8.
Whoever came up with this probably works for Porsche or BMW now!!
If any of you ever get involved in this or have a friend that is doing this. Please do not call me. I don't ever want to see one again.