Sooooo this guys in a supermarket

[FL Knifemaker]

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather sexy
blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so
he says, "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father
of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.

"Holy crap," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party
that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your
girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my
behind?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."

 

[shenoyp]

Thas a good one

 

[nitrousjunkie]

 

[justintime2]

 

[AlbanianEagle]

lol

 

[fstAZfk]

DOH!

 

[Devil Dog]

 

[cache]

oh boy!

 

[Jimmy_Lee]

im blushing

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[qarnaj]

 

[omslaw]

 

[LadyHawk]

 

[GJoker]

I don't get it..

 

[BusaWhipped]

Open mouth, insert foot.

 

[STUNNAH]

I had to reread it but...

 

[Big_E]

 

[adrenaline junkey]

 

[theemrrdkill]

... ouch

 

[PACIFICBUSA]

I don't get it..

she said : "I think you may be the father of one of my children"

- she was his son's english teacher. She was not referring to one of her [/i]biological sons.


- the dad was thinking she had a son from him...hence the one time he was unfaithful reference.

 

[LORDWAGO]

Thats some good shid! What's so funny that shid could have happen to any of us if ya know what I mean.

Wink wink