Well last night I decided to go out to the club here in wonderful Fort Leonard Wood. I exit the "crowded" parking lot at the club and proceed down the main road. The police immediately pull out behind me and turn on the lights. So being a good citizen that I am I pull over into the shopping center parking lot. The cop tells me he clocked me doing 57 MPH, but I have only traveled about 100 ft down the road. I told him that wasn't possible. He then asked me if I had been drinking and I say "no", which is true since I don't drink at all. He says that I looked erratic riding and I should "Park My Bike" for the night. I sayed to myself "I must have SUCKER written all over my face. Well I said to him "maybe I should call my lawyer to come out here and talk to you". Well the cop got into his car and left me along after that. Now I have to check and see if there is a bike theft scheme going on here near the base. If anyone has had any stories like this going on near there base let me know. Sorry for the long rant.