A Farmhand in Kerry was out checking farm fences in his knackered auld
four-wheel drive when he hit a pig. He radioed the Farmer for advice.
"The pig is stuck in the bullbars and is still alive but he's kicking and
squealing so much I can't get him free" he said. "Okay," said the boss.
"In the back of the 4x4 there's a .22. Put it up to the pig's head and
shoot it. When its body goes all limp you'll be able to get it off the
bullbars and throw it into the ditch." About 45 minutes later the farmhand
called in again: "I did what you said, boss. I shot the pig in the head,
it went all limp and I got it out of the bullbars, no problem. But I still
can't go on."
"Why not?" Asked the boss. "What's the problem"
"Well it's his motorbike, the blue light is jammed under the wheel
arch."
four-wheel drive when he hit a pig. He radioed the Farmer for advice.
"The pig is stuck in the bullbars and is still alive but he's kicking and
squealing so much I can't get him free" he said. "Okay," said the boss.
"In the back of the 4x4 there's a .22. Put it up to the pig's head and
shoot it. When its body goes all limp you'll be able to get it off the
bullbars and throw it into the ditch." About 45 minutes later the farmhand
called in again: "I did what you said, boss. I shot the pig in the head,
it went all limp and I got it out of the bullbars, no problem. But I still
can't go on."
"Why not?" Asked the boss. "What's the problem"
"Well it's his motorbike, the blue light is jammed under the wheel
arch."
