Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
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>*The first surgeon says:*
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>"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open
>them up, everything inside is numbered."
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>*The second responds: *
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>"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color
>coded."
>
>*The third surgeon says:*
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>"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in
>alphabetical order."
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>*The fourth surgeon chimes in:*
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>"You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when
>you have a few parts left over."
>
>*But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:*
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>"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
>guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass
>are interchangeable."
>
>*The first surgeon says:*
>
>"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open
>them up, everything inside is numbered."
>
>*The second responds: *
>
>"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color
>coded."
>
>*The third surgeon says:*
>
>"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in
>alphabetical order."
>
>*The fourth surgeon chimes in:*
>
>"You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when
>you have a few parts left over."
>
>*But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:*
>
>"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
>guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass
>are interchangeable."