A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives
how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the
word that he is to return home.
He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how
to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the
forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and says, "Tree."
The missionary is pleased with the response.
They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says,
"This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and says, "Rock."
The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
hears a rustling in the bushes.
As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy
sexual activity.
The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his gun and kills
them.
The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent
years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other,
so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the
word that he is to return home.
He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how
to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the
forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and says, "Tree."
The missionary is pleased with the response.
They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says,
"This is a rock."
Hearing this, the chief looks and says, "Rock."
The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he
hears a rustling in the bushes.
As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy
sexual activity.
The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his gun and kills
them.
The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent
years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other,
so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
