The absolute FUNNIEST thing I've seen in a WHILE!

[BulletTrain]

First of all, NOT WORK SAFE due to strong language. If you're offended by curse words don't click the link. Or if your work doesn't allow viewing such material don't click this link... Wait until you're at home. It's worth the wait.

It doesn't contain any language that hasn't been posted on this forum from time to time, but it isn't "the norm" here either, which is why I'm posting a link instead of cutting and pasting it all... Also, careful clicking the links up and down the sides. It appears that some are pornographic links...

Anyway, I saw a link to this posted elsewhere and after reading it, I can't quit laughing.

I think more parents should have things explained to them in this way! One reason it's so funny is that I see what ol' Ernie is saying a lot of times at work and would like to tell it so clearly and directly to a select few folks, but can't because I've gotta be politically correct, ya know. Can't tell you how many times I've had parents make out like I'm the bad guy for catchin' their kids and "ruining their life" by charging them with stupid stuff they've done. It's my fault they were out driving drunker than I've ever caught an adult driving, or "drifting" through mid day traffic on the four lane almost causing accidents... Yeah, it's all my fault. Where's that rolleyes emoticon?

Anyway, here the link to the "hey jackass" reply from Ol' Ernie. Enjoy!

Dear Chuck...

 

[shenoyp]

haha... thats good one BT

 

[MrGxr]

Loved it!!! Wife and I can't stop laughing... he is so right on!!! thanks for the morning laugh BT.

 

[Monty]

 

[TruWrecks]

Too funnyt! I'll have to show that one to my wife.

 

[BulletTrain]

I figured this one would go over good. It's just full of common sense... and sarcasm, which is the BEST form of humor.

 

[Pipefighter248]

 

[vincent]

Think I just found another site to put in "My Favorites". Loved his response!

 

[IL_BusaBoy]

Aahh, the truth hurts sometimes.

 

[billbell]

That is great!

 

[PaceMaster]

Yep--could turn out that way----what about a 53 year with good tires and good car control and a good handling car------going faster than one should---legally that is---nothing bad happend....just the shakes-for awhile--some other guy with a wing on his car. Both about the same weight and size.
Yikes!! Oh and scaring the shiat out of a car driver on the Busa whom thought they were gonna get rear ended----four lane road with divider---learned a lesson there-----I know for sure the general public has no reason to able to comprehend the speed of some vehicles and can tend to crash while [overeacting] not their fault.... .........learned....BTW car did not wreak,,,sheez won't do that again....I road on tracks before--road racing bikes--but at the mercy of someone blowing a engine-dumping oil and i die--it happend to a friend--he was passing on the outside--inside guy lost it and friend died----tracks or street ---speed kills---anywhere one rides or drives--even going slow same-same. Chess anyone

 

[MC MUSTANG]

 

[Busa110]

 

[him]

man someone should write a script for this

 

[justintime2]

 

[Jace]

video would have been great !!

 

[crazzycowboy]

AHHHHHH how funny but true, thats the problem with the world today no one want's to take blame for their Dum Shizt Actions. Lets blame it on the video games.

 

[nitrousjunkie]

Alcohol..... Courage in a bottle!!!!