The barbershop

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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours. The guy leaves.


A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.

This goes on for another couple weeks. Every few days, the guy ducks in, asks how long it would be before he could get a haircut, and leaves again.

After a long day, the Barber goes home and complains to his wife about the annoying guy. "He never comes back after asking. I bet he's one of our competitors!" She only shrugs it off and says, "sorry you've had a bad day."

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half." The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."


A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop. The barber asks, "So, where does he go when he leaves here?" Bill looks up, grimmacing and says "Your house".
 
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