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In a busy city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young
woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight
leather miniskirt with matching tight leather boots and
jacket. As the bus rolled up and it was her turn to get on
the bus, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first
step. So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the
bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a
little thinking that this would give her enough slack to
raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step onto the bus, only to
discover she still could not make the step. A little more
embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped
her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted
the step, and once again, much to her surprise, she could
not raise her leg because the skirt was too tight.
With a coy little smile to the bus driver, she again
unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and
again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan who was behind her in line,
picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly
on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned
on the would-be hero, screeching at him, "How dare you
touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I
would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three
times, I kinda figured that we was friends."
woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight
leather miniskirt with matching tight leather boots and
jacket. As the bus rolled up and it was her turn to get on
the bus, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first
step. So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the
bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a
little thinking that this would give her enough slack to
raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step onto the bus, only to
discover she still could not make the step. A little more
embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped
her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted
the step, and once again, much to her surprise, she could
not raise her leg because the skirt was too tight.
With a coy little smile to the bus driver, she again
unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and
again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan who was behind her in line,
picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly
on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned
on the would-be hero, screeching at him, "How dare you
touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I
would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three
times, I kinda figured that we was friends."
