I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are--alongside the road--and slowly the driver gets out of the car...
Well, you know how, sometimes, you just get so stressed and life--
Well, stuff all of a sudden seems to get funny.
I could NOT believe it...the driver was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well...which one are you then?"
...and that's when the fight started.
So there we are--alongside the road--and slowly the driver gets out of the car...
Well, you know how, sometimes, you just get so stressed and life--
Well, stuff all of a sudden seems to get funny.
I could NOT believe it...the driver was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I looked down at him and said, "Well...which one are you then?"
...and that's when the fight started.