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The Law of...
Law of Economics
The amount needed for the present emergency is always in direct
proportion to the amount you had saved for a vacation.
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop
Any tool, nut, screw, or bolt, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible spot.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start
to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when
you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Similarily, the strange noise your car makes will cease once you try to
repeat it for your mechanic.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last.
Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor
covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Law of Availability
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop
making it.
Law of Illness
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the
time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and
you'll stay sick.
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The Law of...
Law of Economics
The amount needed for the present emergency is always in direct
proportion to the amount you had saved for a vacation.
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch
or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop
Any tool, nut, screw, or bolt, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible spot.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start
to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when
you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Similarily, the strange noise your car makes will cease once you try to
repeat it for your mechanic.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last.
Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor
covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Law of Availability
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop
making it.
Law of Illness
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the
time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and
you'll stay sick.
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