The PRETZEL HOLD ……………and the tough Guy

[BUBBA]

There was a match between the top two college wrestlers in the nation; one was a tough, strong guy who would do anything to win.
The other had a unique move called the PRETZEL HOLD and had never been defeated.
The match began and it was close for a while until suddenly the tough guy found himself in the dreaded Pretzel Hold, as he lay there wondering what to do, in a mass of arms and legs, he noticed a pair of male testicles just above his head, knowing the only way to get out was to do something drastic he placed the Testicles in his mouth and BIT DOWN as hard as he could.

Wham, next thing you know he was out of the hold, pinned the guy down and won the match. The crowd went wild and the media was there in an instant.

At the press conference they asked “How did you get out of the Pretzel Hold? Nobody has ever been able to get out of it.â€￾

He looked straight at them and said “Gentlemen, If you had ever bit your own nuts as hard as I bit mine you would understand.â€￾



Warped I know,

 

[macon454]

 

[BUBBA]

Sometimes I think you are the only one that gets my sense of humor.
I hate to say it but you are one warped individual.
Please post some of your Jokes I know I would likey.
Bubba

 

[jefferycarman]

 

[BUBBA]

I see you are warped too
Good for you.

 

[BusaWizard]

I figured those were his.

 

[Evil_keeps_me_young]

 

[Projekt]

Wow! That's flexible.

 

[300Busa]

 

[kennym4]

That is FUN-E !!!!

 

[Wallie]

 

[kennym4]

Some guy in his late 80's told me, and my Pop this one....

A mother, and father took their 7 year old son with them to a nudist colony for the first time. The little boy goes off to play, and comes back a few minutes later, and says to his father, "hey Dad, why are some guys wee - wee longer than other guys" ? The father wasn't sure what to say, so he says, "the guys with the long ones have more money". So the little boy says, "okay", and goes back off to play. 15 minutes later the little boy comes back running, and yelling, "Dad, Dad, come quick, there's a man chasing Mommy, and he's getting richer, and richer every second" !!!