The Urine Sample

[gurrera]

One time I got
> sick and landed in the
> hospital.
> There was this
> one nurse that just drove me
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> came in, she would talk to me like I
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> child. She would say in a
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> I had had enough
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> One day at
> breakfast, I took the apple
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> stand.
> Later I was
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> So you know where
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> The nurse came
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> urine sample bottle,
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> My, my, it
> seems we are a little cloudy
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> At this, I
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> "well, I'll run it
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> it better this
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> The nurse
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> DON'T MESS WITH
> OLD PEOPLE... you'll lose every
> time!


Gurrera

 

[GNBRETT]

how bout posting somthn motorcycle related for once?

 

[Pecan Pouch]

Don't listen to him ^^^^ Some of us look forward to a lil laugh every so often.

 

[ky busa]

 

[FlatlandBusa]

Thanks gurrera! your posts are always good for a chuckle.

 

[mr8ball]

 

[dadofthree]

I actually was thinking he grabbed the guy next doors sample TY sir. Keep them coming.

 

[newman]