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I went to bed last night around 11:00 into a nice deep sleep and subconciously hear this rumbling noise which eventually wakes me up. I look out the bedroom window cant see anything, head to the living room and see what looks like an old Schwanns Ice cream truck pullin from my driveway! with somthing yellow hangin out the back when I realize its my Raleigh racing bike! I head to the garage, crap they cleaned out everything! riding mower, $10,000 worth of bicycles and the BUSA! i grab my keys and jump in my truck (in my underwear!) and go to take off after them, whoah wait a minute better check the tires. I get out and run around the truck and find under both back tires 2 6 inch pieces of 2 x 4's with a half dozen spike nails wedge under the tires (old recon trick) so i chuck them out of the way and I'm off after them. my Cellphones in the truck, we get to the top of the hill and i called my wife.
Phone call goes like this: Honey dont say a word it is very important you listen very closely. i am following a truck down Georgesville Kiouseville rd that just cleaned us out. it has so much stuff in it i dont think we are the only ones. i need you to go into the closet and grab the blue gun case (my slug gun) and the green bag next to it (105 12 gauge slugs) grab my jeans laying on the shelf, get your cell phone and grab my boots by the door on your way out. the most important thing is you have to be out the door in less than 60 seconds! now i need you to start counting like this 1 hayabusa, 2 hayabusa, 3 hayabusa and call me at 80 hayabusas, very important to call me back in 80 seconds.
we hang up.
i waited 45 seconds
next phone call to 911: my name is joe !#$@4 and i live at @#^%^%$%6^ RD. i am calling from cel # 555-5555 i have a weak signal, if we get disconnected i will call back. i am following a large truck down georgesville kiousville rd. that just stole some of my property and probably others can you have a deputy at ST RT 56 and I 71 in 10 minutes the truck is only travelling about 35 mph cause its so big and this is a 1 lane rd with alot of curves. 35 seconds into the call my wife beeps through, i acted like i lost the signal and hung up on the 911 operator.
phone call with wife: honey you know this road has no turns, a deputy will head us off at the end, we are about 2 miles ahead of you with about 7 miles to go until the deputy, i need you to get on it and catch us.
about 3 and half minutes later she catches up to me, itold her to pull up behind me when i stop grab the gun and the shells, my jeans and boots and toss them in the back seat of my truck on the drivers side, get in and drive. the switch goes over like clock work and she catches back up to them i got dressed and loaded my slug gun. we still have about 2 miles until we are where the deputy should be. time to make an executive decision. I put my window down and tell her to keep it steady getting ready to pop of a couple of shots,,,,
AND MY ALARM GOES OFF!!!!!
I flip on the bedroom light and check my pulse against my watch 163 BPM! and I'm in good shape. this dream seemed so real my heart was about to explode. everything right down to the detail was just as i wrote it. man i'm glad it was only a dream! needless to say i went straight to the garage and when i returned my wife "whats wrong, have a bad dream?"
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Phone call goes like this: Honey dont say a word it is very important you listen very closely. i am following a truck down Georgesville Kiouseville rd that just cleaned us out. it has so much stuff in it i dont think we are the only ones. i need you to go into the closet and grab the blue gun case (my slug gun) and the green bag next to it (105 12 gauge slugs) grab my jeans laying on the shelf, get your cell phone and grab my boots by the door on your way out. the most important thing is you have to be out the door in less than 60 seconds! now i need you to start counting like this 1 hayabusa, 2 hayabusa, 3 hayabusa and call me at 80 hayabusas, very important to call me back in 80 seconds.
we hang up.
i waited 45 seconds
next phone call to 911: my name is joe !#$@4 and i live at @#^%^%$%6^ RD. i am calling from cel # 555-5555 i have a weak signal, if we get disconnected i will call back. i am following a large truck down georgesville kiousville rd. that just stole some of my property and probably others can you have a deputy at ST RT 56 and I 71 in 10 minutes the truck is only travelling about 35 mph cause its so big and this is a 1 lane rd with alot of curves. 35 seconds into the call my wife beeps through, i acted like i lost the signal and hung up on the 911 operator.
phone call with wife: honey you know this road has no turns, a deputy will head us off at the end, we are about 2 miles ahead of you with about 7 miles to go until the deputy, i need you to get on it and catch us.
about 3 and half minutes later she catches up to me, itold her to pull up behind me when i stop grab the gun and the shells, my jeans and boots and toss them in the back seat of my truck on the drivers side, get in and drive. the switch goes over like clock work and she catches back up to them i got dressed and loaded my slug gun. we still have about 2 miles until we are where the deputy should be. time to make an executive decision. I put my window down and tell her to keep it steady getting ready to pop of a couple of shots,,,,
AND MY ALARM GOES OFF!!!!!
I flip on the bedroom light and check my pulse against my watch 163 BPM! and I'm in good shape. this dream seemed so real my heart was about to explode. everything right down to the detail was just as i wrote it. man i'm glad it was only a dream! needless to say i went straight to the garage and when i returned my wife "whats wrong, have a bad dream?"
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