> > 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He
> > thought he was God and I didn't.
> >
> > 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
> >
> > 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
> >
> > 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill
> > them.
> >
> > 5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> >
> > 6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
> >
> > 7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
> >
> > 8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
> >
> > 9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
> >
> > 10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
> >
> > 11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
> >
> > 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
> > why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
> >
> > 13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
> >
> > 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> >
> > 15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
> >
> > 16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
> >
> > 17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
> >
> > 18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
> > Grew up.
> >
> > 19.. Procrastinate Now!
> >
> > 20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With
> > That?
> >
> > 21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
> >
> > 22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
> >
> > 23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
> >
> > 24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
> >
> > 25.He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
> >
> > 26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
> > thousand times the memory.
> >
> > 27..Ham and eggs A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
> > commitment for a pig.
> >
> > 28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
> >
> > 29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and
> > Wesson.
> >
> > 30.. I smile because I don't know what the he77 is going
> > on.
> > thought he was God and I didn't.
> >
> > 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
> >
> > 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
> >
> > 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill
> > them.
> >
> > 5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> >
> > 6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
> >
> > 7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
> >
> > 8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
> >
> > 9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
> >
> > 10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
> >
> > 11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
> >
> > 12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
> > why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
> >
> > 13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
> >
> > 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> >
> > 15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
> >
> > 16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
> >
> > 17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
> >
> > 18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
> > Grew up.
> >
> > 19.. Procrastinate Now!
> >
> > 20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With
> > That?
> >
> > 21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
> >
> > 22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
> >
> > 23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
> >
> > 24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
> >
> > 25.He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
> >
> > 26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
> > thousand times the memory.
> >
> > 27..Ham and eggs A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
> > commitment for a pig.
> >
> > 28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
> >
> > 29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and
> > Wesson.
> >
> > 30.. I smile because I don't know what the he77 is going
> > on.
