Thought of the day..

[twotonevert]

Men spend their lives in anticipation, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have the time. But the present time has one advantage over every other--it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come.

Charles Colton

 

[ogre]

if you trim yourself to fit the world, soon you'll whittle yourself away.

 

[ditchdr]

fart in church and you will sit in your own Phew

 

[dadofthree]

I always say there's no time like the present

 

[tdrcomm]

"Never do today what you'll have to lie about tomorrow."

 

[teamorion22]

blaise pascal said we spend most of our lives thinking about the future, a little about the past, and almost no time in the present. what little time we spend thinking about the present is how it pertains to the future

 

[CaBusaGirl]

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

 

[aussiekeeper]

Pee in cash register, find it runs into money.

 

[CaBusaGirl]

Pee in cash register, find it runs into money.

???

huh?

 

[Valkyrye]

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women"

...or if you prefer the more detailed version...

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."
I wonder how many of you know who said this?

but my personal favorite is:

"If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by."

 

[tdrcomm]

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."
I wonder how many of you know who said this?

I swear I heard my ex's attorney say that just before court.

 

[teamorion22]

"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those dear to them bathed in tears, to ride their horses and clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters."
I wonder how many of you know who said this?


sounds Greek. how bout u enlighten us

 

[Acehole]

Genghis Khan

 

[Valkyrye]

Genghis Khan

Give that rider a bear! .. lol.. though the short version was from Conan.. heehee

 

[aussiekeeper]

???

huh?

Think it through, think it through....................

 

[Dino]

Give that rider a bear! .. lol.. though the short version was from Conan.. heehee

And a lion and a tiger....oh my!

 

[Jay Willie]

And then there's the early worm who gets ate by the bird....

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

Keep your words short and sweet, cause you'll never know which ones you'll have to eat!

 

[CaBusaGirl]

Think it through, think it through....................

Haha. I got it after a few minutes. I know, I'm retarded.

And then there's the early worm who gets ate by the bird....

That's a cute one.

 

[Bosshound]

Beat the **** out of Someone then Buy Them a Drink...............