Thoughts for 2006
>> 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
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>> 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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>> 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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>> 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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>> 6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
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>> 5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
>> hospitals dying of nothing.
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>> 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
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>> 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 pounds and a substantial tax cut saves you 50p?
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>> 2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
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>> AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
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>> We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of Cars in Britain......
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>> But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration.......
>> 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
>>
>> 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
>>
>> 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.
>>
>> 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>>
>> 6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
>>
>> 5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
>> hospitals dying of nothing.
>>
>> 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
>>
>> 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 pounds and a substantial tax cut saves you 50p?
>>
>> 2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.
>>
>> AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
>>
>> We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of Cars in Britain......
>>
>> But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration.......
