"Scottish First Aid".
A woman sitting in an restaurant suddenly began to choke.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress.
two locals, McKenzie and McLoughlin sitting at the next table drinking beer, turned to look at her.
"Kin ya swaller?", McKenzie shouted at her.
The woman signalled "No" desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked McLoughlin.
The woman shook her head "No"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With that, McKenzie jumped from his chair and stood behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the cleft of her backside.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
McKenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
McLoughlin said in admiration, "Ya know, McKenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre , but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."
