Today's Joke

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A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.'
 
OUCH

That has to hurt.


I'm not looking for work, I'm just looking for change under the couch cushions so I can buy fuel to go to work.
 
Ouch, is right.

Okay, Texas has gotta figure out a way to convince everyone he's from another state.
 
That was just wrong.
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