Touched by a rapper

[TheAtomicAss]

For some reason, about 10 minutes ago I whip out a note pad, and started jotting down verses. I've never had any artistic tendencies before so this a first. The verses are a little stunted I think, and it's not finished, but like I say, it just came out 10 minutes ago.

Enjoy.

I am squid,
Hear me roar,
Right past ya' door,
With one foot on tha floor,
Another up in tha air,
Like I just don't care,
WHOOPS!
Traffic stopped up there.
Drop the body,
Hop up to a stoppie,
Am I gonna live naw not likely,
Ya' know I ain't prepared,
Ta' fly through tha' air,
Yeah my dome was bare,
I didn't care,
Didn't think I would crash,
Get road rash,
Shell out cash,
To the medical staff,
Yeah it really hurt me,
Outta work see,
No insurance,
Which ain't no good since,
I tore up my bike,
Tore up my pride,
Tore up my body feel like I'm dyin,

 

[Devil Dog]

nice

 

[StageRulz]

THat was Great!
You just left out the Bi+ch & Ho!

 

[AlbanianEagle]

Thats some real deep shid

 

[Big E]

 

[TheAtomicAss]

THat was Great!
You just left out the Bi+ch & Ho!

I couldn't rhyme them in. I could always add "Man this sucks harder than a B!tch", at the end.

 

[kod3001]

sweeeeeeet

 

[RENO911]

Word...... LMAO

 

[Rhythm]

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THat was Great!
You just left out the Bi+ch & Ho!
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[04busaVA]

 

[FL Knifemaker]

WERD UP!!



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[gunslingerjr]

fo shizzle lol

 

[hemroid]

 

[adrenaline junkey]

 

[VaBusa]

Wait...a rap song without reference to "dropping it to the floor"?

You've been touched by a white rapper my friend...

Pretty funny stuff...a new calling perhaps?

 

[pward76]

Taking my 12 yr old daughter to dance class the other night, I let her pick the radio station.... (this is an eye opener for a parent)

Anyway, a song by Black Eyed Peas came on - it's called "My Humps". Took me awhile to figure out that she wasn't singing about her Hayabusa......

 

[VaBusa]

Taking my 12 yr old daughter to dance class the other night, I let her pick the radio station....  (this is an eye opener for a parent)

Anyway, a song by Black Eyed Peas came on - it's called "My Humps".   Took me awhile to figure out that she wasn't singing about her Hayabusa......

My kids love the Black Eyed Peas, but I skip past "those" songs...just stick to the two or three that aren't suggestive...

Isn't that the dumbest song?!

 

[yamahor]

Don't touch me there!!

 

[yamahor]

Hey, My milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard!

 

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cool