Trucker Losing His Load

[dadofthree]

As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

 

[IG.]

Classic!

 

[Quiksilver]

Hahaha too funny

 

[proud dad]

 

[DaBuzaBoy]

nice one....

 

[semi]

 

[mr8ball]

Good one

 

[Adam G]

Salt truck, gotta love it.

 

[FlatlandBusa]

 

[newman]

 

[IG.]

A blonde runs off the road in the middle of a field. Investigating officer asks what happened.

She says: "This tree came out of nowhere. I swerved left, and the tree swerved left. I swerved right, and the tree swerved right". The officer is scratching his head, and says: " Ma'am, we are in the fields. There are no trees around. Could you describe what kind of a tree you saw.".

The blonde says: "It was a green pine tree". The officer looks into the blonde's car, and notices a green tree air freshener hanging from the rearview mirror, and says: "Ma'am, we will take care of that tree. You may continue your trip safely".

Then, he added: "Ma'am, my cruiser doesn't smell as nice as you car. Do you mind if I borrow your air freshener?". The blonde replied happily: "Of course, officer. You were so nice."

 

[IG.]

The blonde is about to leave on a trip. The phone rings. The blonde answers the phone... When she comes back to the bedroom, her husband asks who was that.

She says: "People are so stupid. This woman wanted to know if the coast was clear. But we live 500 miles away from the coast... Buy, Honey. I will see you in a few days".