Thanksgiving Parrot (Joke)
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The
> parrot
> had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word
>
> out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
> profanity.
>
> John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
> consistently
> saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything
> else he
> could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
>
> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The
> parrot
> yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got
> angrier
> and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands,
> grabbed
> the bird and put him in the freezer.
>
> For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
> screamed.
> Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
> for
> over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John
> quickly
> opened the door to the freezer.
>
> The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm
> and
> said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude
> language
> and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
> transgressions
> and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my
> rude and
> unforgivable behavior."
>
> John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As
> he was
> about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
> change
> in his behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what
> the
> turkey did?"
>
>
>
> HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The
> parrot
> had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word
>
> out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
> profanity.
>
> John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
> consistently
> saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything
> else he
> could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
>
> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The
> parrot
> yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got
> angrier
> and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands,
> grabbed
> the bird and put him in the freezer.
>
> For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
> screamed.
> Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
> for
> over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John
> quickly
> opened the door to the freezer.
>
> The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm
> and
> said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude
> language
> and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
> transgressions
> and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my
> rude and
> unforgivable behavior."
>
> John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As
> he was
> about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic
> change
> in his behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what
> the
> turkey did?"
>
>
>
> HAPPY THANKSGIVING
