So...what we've learned is what, boys and girls?
1) Lie...lie your azz off when they say "do you have a vicious dog?"
**GASP** "I have a feeble mother-in-law, why would I have a dog like that?!" No, no...don't inquire as to WHAT is considered "vicious"
2) Lie if they show up at your home unexpectedly...
"Damn dog!" as you go wrestle with your shot gun in front of the guy (put down your beer first), then look over at 'em saying "I swear, if my neighbor doesn't learn to keep his damn dogs in his house..." Go show him the back screen, all chewed apart, where the "neighbor's" dog "broke in"...
3) Let's saaaay, you file a claim...they need you there so you can let 'em in. MAKE AN APPT to have "vicious" dog groomed or go tie him up in the neighbor's yard...any evidence of "dog on premises" pointed out by the adjuster can lead to "uncontrollable crying" because "someone shot my Bubba...best dang huntin' dog I ever had!"
4) Did I mention lying? Is it really so wrong? Do YOU care what kind of dog that insurance guy has?! Noooooo...I see nothing wrong with it...
So, wait a week, call again...use steps 1-4 and VOILA! You're insured...