Don't know if it's true or not. Don't really care, thought it was funny
An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver
>for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with
>a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
> >
> A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled.
>A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
> Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.
> He slapped his ticket on the counter and said "I HAVE to be on this
>flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
> >
>The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir.
> I'll be happy to try to help you, but, I've got to help these folks
>first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
> >
>The passenger was unimpressed.
> He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear
>"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
> >
>Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address
>microphone,
>"May I have your attention please," she began, her voice heard clearly
>throughout the terminal.
> >
>We have a passenger here at Gate 14
>WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.
> If anyone can help him find his identity,
>please come to Gate 14."
> >
> With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared
>at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore
> "F*** You!".
> >
>Without flinching, she smiled and said,
>"I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that too."
An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver
>for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with
>a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
> >
> A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled.
>A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
> Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.
> He slapped his ticket on the counter and said "I HAVE to be on this
>flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
> >
>The agent replied, "I am sorry, sir.
> I'll be happy to try to help you, but, I've got to help these folks
>first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
> >
>The passenger was unimpressed.
> He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear
>"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
> >
>Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address
>microphone,
>"May I have your attention please," she began, her voice heard clearly
>throughout the terminal.
> >
>We have a passenger here at Gate 14
>WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS.
> If anyone can help him find his identity,
>please come to Gate 14."
> >
> With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared
>at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore
> "F*** You!".
> >
>Without flinching, she smiled and said,
>"I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that too."
