darth frosty
Registered
Wanted--Husband
A lonely woman, aged 56, decided
that it was time to get married. So
she put an ad in the local
newspaper that read:
WANTED: HUSBAND!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP
(Late 50's), MUST NOT BEAT ME.
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON
ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD
IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY
IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the
doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a grey haired
gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.
He had no arms or legs.
'You're not really asking me to
consider you, are you?' the woman
said. 'Just look at you - you have
no legs!'
The old gentleman smiled,
'Therefore, I cannot run around on
you!'
'You don't have any arms either!'
she shouted.
Again, the old man smiled,
'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked
intently, 'Are you still good in bed??'
The old man leaned back, beamed
a big smile and said, 'I rang the
doorbell, didn't I?'
The wedding is scheduled for
Saturday and you're invited.
A lonely woman, aged 56, decided
that it was time to get married. So
she put an ad in the local
newspaper that read:
WANTED: HUSBAND!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP
(Late 50's), MUST NOT BEAT ME.
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON
ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD
IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY
IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the
doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a grey haired
gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.
He had no arms or legs.
'You're not really asking me to
consider you, are you?' the woman
said. 'Just look at you - you have
no legs!'
The old gentleman smiled,
'Therefore, I cannot run around on
you!'
'You don't have any arms either!'
she shouted.
Again, the old man smiled,
'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked
intently, 'Are you still good in bed??'
The old man leaned back, beamed
a big smile and said, 'I rang the
doorbell, didn't I?'
The wedding is scheduled for
Saturday and you're invited.
