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Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.
It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my ass. All directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon. :laugh:


Gurrera
 
My daughter just started school, so I was kind of blind to this comment I'm about to make. I didn't realize that Spanish speaking kids are given spanish speaking teachers. I wonder if other countries do the same if we were to go live in their country? I would have to think they wouldn't. Anyone with real knowledge of this?
 
Well thats something to cut out of the budget!! lol that would save all kinds of money across the US. Doesn't take a Yale Grad to figure that one out.
 
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.
It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a 'Tax the Rich' poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my ass. All directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon. :laugh:


Gurrera

Blah,,Blah, Blah..let's face it you lost..get over it...better luck next time...as they say in Spanish Suelta Lo....let it go....
 
Blah,,Blah, Blah..let's face it you lost..get over it...better luck next time...as they say in Spanish Suelta Lo....let it go....

hey now, all politicin' aside, that was kinda funny. I mean think of the repurposing of some of those things. They are providing a rectal smoker....no more TP, no more stinky pooh, just smoked terd :rofl: I mean the only way that kit gets better is if they found a way to get sunshine up there....you could knock out colon cancer with solar power :whistle:
 
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