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I was on the toll way coming home from work and I'm doing my usual getway bike scenario where I shoot through any open spot any chance I get. Any car over 300hp look at me the wrong way or even blink I will let her rip on you. I am many cars back and I see a black Corvette seemingly anxious to get ahead of 2 cars that are blocking him from open road.

Hmmmm...upon nearing now I notice its a stock looking Z06. I beat him to the open road by going around him and what happens next was like a sweet song, played all over again. I stellar book and you already know the ending to. I eased it into 2nd gear, my baby's lungs filled with excitment, it is really screaming now. Z06 is giving it all its got, if it werent for me chopping the throttle on and off 5 times you wouldn't think the Z06 was accelerating. Oh no! I am at the limiter in 2nd, but wait, why am I just sitting on the limiter for 3 seconds letting the Z06 by? I shift into 3rd and I blow past it with the force of a thousand king's horses behind me. :SAD: my toy is broken, Z06 does not seem to want to play anymore.

On to find a new toy! I do my usual border control scenario where I blow past the EZTAG paytoll as fast as I can in 2nd or 3rd gear where I spot something unmistakeable. Yes thats it, a yellow 360 Modena from what I could make it out to be, hell they pretty much all look the same right? I scidaddle by him, the top is nowhere to be seen, the sun glistening off his bald head, very aerodynamic I might add. No don't tell me my new toy is broken too! :SAD: I slow way down to let him get beside me, I twist the throttle making the bike jump letting him know I want some. I can almost taste him...well ok maybe not. He gives me a thumbs up signifying he does not want to run. The Z06 is ahead and I try to play with him again, again no workie :SAD: Sorry Im persistant. I slow down to the 360 and beep, trying to let him know nice car he has, he agains declines as he thinks I want to race still and wafts his hand declining until he looks over and I do my deeds then bail out.
 
After all, you DO have the fastest color!

--Wag--
 
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yeah there is a guy where i live with a 360. i just want to woop that ass. nothing like a 200+k car and a 10k bike to kick the crap out of. but if i was not a poor 24 year old collage student i would have one with my busa.
 
Somewhere in internet land there's a Modena forum laughing about the squid who tried to entice an owner into a triple digit race down a crowded highway.
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So, is EZTAG just like IPASS over here in Illinois? If so they got a nice picture of your plate as you "blew through there as fast as you could in 2nd or 3rd gear" which is what...115 to 130 mph?
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Somewhere in internet land there's a Modena forum laughing about the squid who tried to entice an owner into a triple digit race down a crowded highway.
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So, is EZTAG just like IPASS over here in Illinois?  If so they got a nice picture of your plate as you "blew through there as fast as you could in 2nd or 3rd gear" which is what...115 to 130 mph?  
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not possible because I don't run a plate
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and havent for 12months. All the picture does is for them to look you up and send you a bill. It is not run by the police department. I bet the EZTAG and IPASS are the same.
 
Somewhere in internet land there's a Modena forum laughing about the squid who tried to entice an owner into a triple digit race down a crowded highway.
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So, is EZTAG just like IPASS over here in Illinois?  If so they got a nice picture of your plate as you "blew through there as fast as you could in 2nd or 3rd gear" which is what...115 to 130 mph?  
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not possible because I don't run a plate
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and havent for 12months.  All the picture does is for them to look you up and send you a bill. It is not run by the police department. I bet the EZTAG and IPASS are the same.
You don't have a plate? I'd get busted as soon I left my driveway.
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When I was 15 I had saved for a year and bought new Honda Aero scooter. Just unloaded the thing from the truck, rode it down the street and here comes a cop. 5 minutes old and he made me push it home because I had no drivers license. This "joke" went on all summer until Sergeant Clemmons pulled me and a friend over for "racing"...topped out with a good tail wind they'd do about 55 mph. Friend didn't have his for even 24 hours. They went away on a tow truck to impound, we got a ride home in a cop car. Also got to see a juvenile probation officer a few weeks later. Got lucky though as she just laughed about how kids ride those "mopeds" up and down her street and how he should be more worried about getting drugs and alcohol away from kids. Case got tossed out.

Sergeant Clemmons son went to high school with me and that year was not a good one for him.
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Someone tipped off the "proper authoritahs" concerning some weed he had in his possession. Oh the newspaper headlines were sweet and I often wondered if he had to see the same probation officer I did.

Oh man what an off topic ramble about 1985!
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