Wedding Ring

[Scar]

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring
cut off from his penis. According to the nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

Now, I'm not sure what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got
on your penis.

3) Or finding out that your wedding ring fits on your penis...and not waking up while the placement is underway...

Hmmm.

 

[FastBusa]

Hope it was a joke,because it is funny, If it was real I agree with nmber three, that's sad.