And to his surprise he found himself standing in line, IN HEAVEN, to check in with the big guy. Willy, not one to pass up an opportunity, decided he was going to mention a couple of things to the Lord.
“Lord,†Willy said, “We are both inventors. I invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle and you invented women. Now since we are both inventors we can accept some constructive criticism. I have a couple of issues with your invention. They are top heavy, they chatter incessantly at high speeds, accessories are outrageously expensive, they get mad if you test drive another one, you can’t let your buddy take yours for a spin and last but not least they leak 1 out of every 4 weeks meaning your ride time is cut by 25%.â€
When Willy finished, the Lord looked down on earth and said, “Willy you just very well may be right, but as I look down on earth, there are more guys riding my invention than riding yours.â€
I remembered that joke while I was mowing the yard. I came up with the attention getter shortly there after. I wonder how many of you checked out the thread thinking the Hardly world's icon was gone.
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“Lord,†Willy said, “We are both inventors. I invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle and you invented women. Now since we are both inventors we can accept some constructive criticism. I have a couple of issues with your invention. They are top heavy, they chatter incessantly at high speeds, accessories are outrageously expensive, they get mad if you test drive another one, you can’t let your buddy take yours for a spin and last but not least they leak 1 out of every 4 weeks meaning your ride time is cut by 25%.â€
When Willy finished, the Lord looked down on earth and said, “Willy you just very well may be right, but as I look down on earth, there are more guys riding my invention than riding yours.â€
I remembered that joke while I was mowing the yard. I came up with the attention getter shortly there after. I wonder how many of you checked out the thread thinking the Hardly world's icon was gone.
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