Work related math lesson

[psycobusa]

This equation should be taught in all math classes!

>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far behind kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and behind kissing that will put you over the top.


That explains a lot

 

[heavybusa]

oldie but goodie!!

Good to know that being a postho ranks high!!

P-O-S-T-H-O-I-N-G
16-15-19-20-8-15-9-14-7 = 123

(I hope my math is right

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[delboy]

psycobusa, you have impressed the 6+21+3+11 out of me  

even thought Chuckie boy is a 1+19+19+8+15+12+5 actor  

 

[psycobusa]

(deldewey @ Nov. 25 2006,01

) psycobusa, you have impressed the 6+21+3+11 out of me  

even thought Chuckie boy is a 1+19+19+8+15+12+5 actor  

i agree but he'll 18+15+21+14+4+8+15+21+19+5 kick the 19+8+9+20 outta your 1+19+19  

 

 

[delboy]

touche'

 

[thepushercg]

we have a lot of 103 and 118 percenters where i work.