World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[monster]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said,"NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the toilet seat up and farted, whenever he wanted.

THE END

 

[yamahor]

 

[Fate]

 

[Devil Dog]

oldie but goodie.

 

[WWJD]

I love a good happy ending!

 

[Haelo]

Don't forget the series of really fast motorcycles he owned.

 

[MrGxr]

Now that is my kind of Fairy Tale... short, sweet, and something I'll never see again... LOL.

 

[VaBusa]

 

[psycobusa]

 

[rc51ny]

That's the problem with fairy tales--they always end happily, but never imitate the reality of life. DAMN!!!! LOL

 

[AES]

look at your hand buddy............ now give it a kiss........ make sure you slobber on it real good. give it a little tongue if necessary. it helps with the friction.

 

[BA BUSA]

 

[thepushercg]

you are right, it is fiction, snopes.com says this is a fake, since we have been referencing back to that sight alot lately i checked this one out.

 

[monster]

(RCKTMAN @ Dec. 21 2006,05:40) look at your hand buddy............ now give it a kiss........ make sure you slobber on it real good. give it a little tongue if necessary. it helps with the friction.

been with my wife for 13 years. I appreciate your suggestion though

 

[Warputer]

(RCKTMAN @ Dec. 21 2006,05:40) look at your hand buddy............ now give it a kiss........ make sure you slobber on it real good. give it a little tongue if necessary. it helps with the friction.

...You should be in the romance novel business !

 

[GMbusa]

That tale should include that he had a nympho playboy playmate move in next door and that she like to visit him fequently. Now that's a complete story.

 

[AES]

(GMbusa @ Dec. 21 2006,09:01) That tale should include that he had a nympho playboy playmate move in next door and that she like to visit him fequently. Now that's a complete story.

you rule...........

 

[FastBusa]