Year 2000 Predictions

[OB_ROR]

Suzuki will buy Kawasaki. Then before there are actually any bikes delivered to dealers, it will turn the ZX12R into a cruiser, complete with extended forks, floorboards, cruiser bars, king-queen stepped seat and combo sissy bar-luggage system. It'll go like hell in a straight line. Several riders will sustain serious lashing injuries from the vinyl laces streaming out of their after-market bar ends.

 

[OB_Dirty Pete]

Nostradamus predicted (this is no joking) that in the year 2000 there will be unprecedented earthquakes around the world and that part of England will fall into the sea.

I don't know about you, but if England's going in I find myself quite concerned about the Triumph Motorcycle Company, as they were just starting to make some interesting machines.

Of course, it would be nice to be finally rid of that dorky Royal Family.



[This message has been edited by Dirty Pete (edited 29 December 1999).]

 

[OB_ROR]

I wouldn't worry about Triumph. There's a group of Texans ready to buy them up if they are in distress. One of the great things about America is that there is almost always someone willing to keep companies alive that build toys we love.

As for the Royal Family, they've sure gotten boring again.

 

[OB_Konrad]

Do you remember when they recorded
Prince Charles cell phone coversations
with his girl friend[forget her name,
Bowzer or something like that] He was
unbelievably foul,saying stuff like he wished
he were her Tampon...The product of a thousand
years of selective inbreeding;let em swim

[This message has been edited by Konrad (edited 28 December 1999).]