1001 uses for duct tape

secure the throttle housing after you break off the little plastic tab that pins the housing to the clip on. :laugh:
 
Helps cover a few known cracks, too! :rofl:

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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He
walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know
that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an
erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up,
"I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried
I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my
leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".

"Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang
her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."
 
they just did a special on mythbusters tonight...

yes you can make a canon and lift a full sized crown vic off the ground only using duct tape :thumbsup:
 
Here is a true engineer at work getting the most out of duct tape and good old fashion brain power!

The Red Green Show - Canadian's True Duct Tape Specialists!

 
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looking at cars on youtube and found this

- 1326whp Mustang Cobra convertble kills all..[/url]

:laugh:
 
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