i remember hangin it out there pretty far on a nice freeway onramp some years back, and at the bottom of the curve for the merge lane onto the freeway there was a nice broken sprinkler head that had wet the entire lane.
there i was all the way over thinking i was the ****... i hit the water and my bike went lowside away from me and i ended up sliding on my belly, hands, and front of my helmet!
my jacket saved my belly, my gloves saved my hands, and my full face bell star(now you know how old i am! LOL) saved my then handsome face! LOL
my helmet had a cherry burned into the chin about 2 inches around.
i find that as i get older i am more apt to tell **** talkers to shut the **** up, or at the least to mind their own business.