NIGHTFLIGHT
Banned
(1) Zero Gravity
> When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 million developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
> The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.
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> (2)Our Constitution
> 'They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and hell, we're not using it anymore'
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> (3)Ten Commandments
> The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in government establishments is that you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.
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> When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 million developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.
> The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.
>
> (2)Our Constitution
> 'They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and hell, we're not using it anymore'
>
> (3)Ten Commandments
> The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in government establishments is that you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.
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