5 random facts about yourself

Vigosama said:
ok for real, here are true facts about me, seriously, if you doubt me, check wikipedia.
5. My "Gentleman Vegetable" is only as wide as a beer can, but it is twice as long
4. I started the Chuch Norris Facts" craze that hit the internet.
3. I kick so much @ss that my shoes smell like poop.
2. When I go to the strip club, the strippers pay me.
1. Did you ever see that movie "Scarface"? it was written about me, except for the part where the guy dies in the end... i lived.
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:rofl: That's the best I've read yet, it's an honor to be in the same thread with you :beerchug:
 
1. Youngest of 4...2 sisters and 1 brother.

2. Grandfather 23 years army, Dad 2 years army, brother 6 years army, me 4 years MARINES!!!!!!

3. Was the only male cheerleader at my highschool in over 30 years.....I pulled more A** than i ever have.

4. Lost 6 Brothers in 1 day while i was in Iraq

5. like to text like a 12yr old school girl....
 
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Orphaned at the age of two
Grew up in 16 foster homes
I am a perfectionist
Was shot in the line of duty (may he rest in peace)
I made the best out of the cards I was dealt!
 
1. I am married.
2. I have 2 kids.
3. I lost my father, and it still bothers me.
4. I have an old dog, looking for another one.
5. I love to ride my bike.
 
1) I am the youngest child of 3. My closest sibling is 10 years older than I.
2) I am the only one in my family to get a bachelor's degree, master's, and Doctorate.
3) Married for 2 years, with one son.
4) My boss, I mean my wife, is a Pharmacist.
5) I will be broke for the foreseeable future!
 
1. got 12 toes
2. my favorite bike is a moped
3. like watching paint dry
4. nobody loves me
5. never had sex
 
1. I have two boys (6 yrs old and 3 yrs old)

2. I have been married to my best friend for almost 10 years now

3. I hate my ears

4. My first motorcycle was a Y2k Hayabusa

5. I lost 100 lbs since April '08 and counting.
 
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6 years navy

MBS in physics

Younger of 2 boys

Have a total of 16 scars on the left side of my head from fighting (navy dudes are rowdy)

My favorite number is 4,574,432.739401
 
1) Been riding bikes since 16
2) Ill be 45 in 5 days (but I'm 16 at heart)
3) My Hayabusa was my 1st sportbike (road Hardley's)
4) Lost my mother in 94 (killed walking across the street)
5) I have never and never will perform sex with a male partner...:rofl:
 
I'm sure she wasn't to happy. It's kind of funny though, growing up when my Dad would get mad at us (we're all clowns) he'd have to yell at us by numbers because he'd start J-stuttering and we'd crack up.

Ms. Semi said:
#2:rofl: My dad and mom named my brothers and I with all J. A. F. Now my dad had a son w/ his then g/f now his wife and did the same with his initials. My mom was very angry!
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I have never and never will perform sex with a male partner...:rofl:[/QUOTE]

thanks for telling us, we were worried about that!:laugh:
 
CTA_Busa_LE said:
:rofl: That's the best I've read yet, it's an honor to be in the same thread with you :beerchug:
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You sir are welcome, It is an honor to share the same thread as you. As for the rest of these Philistines, one might be inclined to doubt the legitimacy of their lineage.
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1. I was a police officer
2. I was a fire chief
3. I have been told by doctors and adults that I should have been killed in 3 seperate events in my life
4. I was voted most likely to go to prison in my highschool graduating class.
5. My wife should have left me years ago because I was so immature!
 
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