Alabama

[GA_boi]

Do yall know why all the trees in Georgia lean west?
















Cause Alabama sucks!!

 

A guy in UTAH saying Alabama sux?

Look out the window dude!

Look at ma name!!  I only spent 27 years in the greatest state in the union. That would be Georgia for you folks from Alabama that didn't know

How do you know someone from Alabama invented the toothbrush???












If they had been from anywhere else they would have called it a teethbrush!!!

 

[codger]

I kind of like Alabama I used to go to Huntsville for work a couple times a year
lots of fast bikes.

 

[LA Busa]

Do yall know why all the trees in Georgia lean west?
















Cause Alabama sucks!!

 

A guy in UTAH saying Alabama sux?

Look out the window dude!

Look at ma name!!  I only spent 27 years in the greatest state in the union. That would be Georgia for you folks from Alabama that didn't know

How do you know someone from Alabama invented the toothbrush???












If they had been from anywhere else they would have called it a teethbrush!!!

 

Ok... Ok....

All I ask is that you go stare at Yamahor's avatar until you understand whats being said....

 

[GA_boi]

Do yall know why all the trees in Georgia lean west?
















Cause Alabama sucks!!

 

A guy in UTAH saying Alabama sux?

Look out the window dude!

Look at ma name!!  I only spent 27 years in the greatest state in the union. That would be Georgia for you folks from Alabama that didn't know

How do you know someone from Alabama invented the toothbrush???












If they had been from anywhere else they would have called it a teethbrush!!!

 

Ok... Ok....

All I ask is that you go stare at Yamahor's avatar until you understand whats being said....

 

[99'busa]

Do yall know why all the trees in Georgia lean west?
















Cause Alabama sucks!!

 

A guy in UTAH saying Alabama sux?

Look out the window dude!

Look at ma name!!  I only spent 27 years in the greatest state in the union. That would be Georgia for you folks from Alabama that didn't know

How do you know someone from Alabama invented the toothbrush???












If they had been from anywhere else they would have called it a teethbrush!!!

 

OOHH! THAT MEANS YOUR FROM GEORGIA? I THOUGHT IT WAS A EASY WAY OF SAYING "GAY BOY"

 

[GA_boi]

'99 are you originally from Alabama too??

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

'99 are you originally from Alabama too??

As of last night we all were

 

[VaBusa]

Some rules, so we don't have the new Alabambams in jail, missing the Bash

Alabama Dumb Laws

# It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

# Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

# It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

# Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

# Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

# Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

# It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

# You must have windshield wipers on your car.

# You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

# Masks may not be worn in public.

# Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

# You may not drive barefooted.

# It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

# It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

# Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

# Incestuous marriages are legal.

 

[VaBusa]

And, depending upon where some of you 'Bambams end up:


Anniston
# You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

Jasper
# It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

Lee County
# It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Mobile
# It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.

# It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.

Montgomery
# It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

# It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

I tried this once.

 

[VaBusa]

# It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

I tried this once.

Only once? I really would have thought you'd poke the bear more than that

I'm fairly certain most of these laws exist in my one horse town too

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

As a result this is what my life became after serving jail time....

 

[VaBusa]

As a result this is what my life became after serving jail time....

Yeah, but the experience you must have gained

 

[LA Busa]

And, depending upon where some of you 'Bambams end up:


Anniston
# You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

Jasper
# It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

Lee County
# It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

Mobile
# It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.

# It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.

Montgomery
# It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)

VaBusa...

Believe it or not, it IS unlawful to wear high heeled shoes in downtown Mobile AL!
Sometime ago and woman caught her heel in a sidewalk grate and broke a bone when she fell. She sued the city and was awarded a settlement. Thereafter, they outlawed those shoes - in downtown. I just carry mine with me to Mardi Gras balls

As far as the fake mustache and driving barefooted, they really dont care about that stuff!

Now..... I was gonna take the high road.... BUT... I have a bike to help TP in week or so!

 

[Purple1300]

I still live in Lower Alabama... the panhandle of Florida.

 

[VaBusa]

Now..... I was gonna take the high road.... BUT... I have a bike to help TP in week or so!

What is this talk of

for?!

 

[LA Busa]

Now..... I was gonna take the high road.... BUT... I have a bike to help TP in week or so!

 

What is this talk of  

 

for?!

I remember taking a poll somewhere about this....

I dont support the TP'n of stuff either, it's probably illegal in Robbinsville - that is IF, your wearing high heels!

 

[VaBusa]

Now..... I was gonna take the high road.... BUT... I have a bike to help TP in week or so!

What is this talk of

for?!

I remember taking a poll somewhere about this....

I dont support the TP'n of stuff either, it's probably illegal in Robbinsville - that is IF, your wearing high heels!

Pfttt...haven't ridden the Busa in high heels since the old back surgery in '05

 

[99'busa]

'99 are you originally from Alabama too??

I was from ind. then i moved to alabama but all my sleeves started falling off

so I had to move back

 

[GA_boi]

Other crazy laws in Alabam.... True story. Leaving Gadsden on 278 and I pass a sign on the side of the road that said......"State property. Do not molest."

Only in Alabam do they tell you that you cannot molest state property. Everything else is fair game.