BaybeBusa04
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Subject: MEN
One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry
room, he shouted to Me, "What setting do
I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it
say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes
today," Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, "honey, what
do you think the neighbors would think
if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your
money," she replied.
_
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good
looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
_
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
Q: What does it mean when a man is in
your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What is the difference between men and
women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her
every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from
reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction
Manuals"
One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry
room, he shouted to Me, "What setting do
I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it
say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
-----------------------------------------------------------
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
--------------------------------
"It's just too hot to wear clothes
today," Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, "honey, what
do you think the neighbors would think
if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your
money," she replied.
_
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good
looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
_
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
Q: What does it mean when a man is in
your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What is the difference between men and
women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her
every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
____
Q: How do you keep your husband from
reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction
Manuals"
