One for the women!!!!!!!!!

[Scar]

All good stuff to start the day!!!

 

[Cerberus]

 

[VaBusa]

 

[Mellow77]

 

[Dino]

He said : "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it!"

She said. "You wear pants don't you?!"

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He said : "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"

She said. "That's a good idea -- you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!"

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He said. "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"

She said. "Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard!"

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He said: "Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?"

She said "I would but you're never there,"

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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?

A. They don't have time

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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

A. We don't know; it has never happened.

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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

A. They already have boyfriends.

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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A. A widow.

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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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Man says to God:

"God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

The man says, "But, God, why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

I don't get it? ???

I feel at least one manly rebuttal is needed:

A man is approached by his wife who informs him she is going to breast enlargement surgery.
He responds “you don’t need to get surgery, there is a home remedy right hereâ€￾
He goes to the bathroom and gets 3 sheets of toilet paper and folds them up and hands them to her.
Just take these and rub them between your breasts twice a day, and watch them grow.
She responds “that doesn’t workâ€￾
He replies “Sure it does, look at how well it worked on your buttâ€￾

Now this is funny