Shindo97
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Today i had the worst scare...I was driving to work as usual every morning. The road i take is a nice twistie road, but to tight so its fun to ride without risking much every morning.
Well today was the day it had to happen....
Here i am going about 60mph, now around a blind turn, and then i see it....
A FLOCK OF THE LARGEST DAMN BUZZARDS in history...the size of a midsize dog...
WTF...BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE... these things were not moving...they were feasting on 2 racoons....i swerve right...and half of them fly right...whap...i hit one with my helmet......i swerve left onto the oncoming traffic lane....SMACK i take one out with my shoulders....I am almost through it....i know can survive this....now the last 3 go straight up in front of me...they are about 10 feet away...
UM YEAH...they grabbed the damn Racoon too.....flap flap flap....he's to damn fat he cant make it....So the FU&%ER drops the racoon right on me as i pass under....
SQUISH/SPLAT....the raccon has landed on my windscreen and its a bloody mess...I stop and pull over...the little ba$tards run over to me like DUCKS wanting bread at a lake....
I am speechles....i kick the bird off the windscreen....it looks like i shot someone in the face...there is crap everywhere....i hop back on and come to work. IF only i had a camera with me...
I am still speechless...and kind of shaken...if i would of ran over any of those i would for sure dropped the bike...
Well today was the day it had to happen....
Here i am going about 60mph, now around a blind turn, and then i see it....
A FLOCK OF THE LARGEST DAMN BUZZARDS in history...the size of a midsize dog...
WTF...BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE... these things were not moving...they were feasting on 2 racoons....i swerve right...and half of them fly right...whap...i hit one with my helmet......i swerve left onto the oncoming traffic lane....SMACK i take one out with my shoulders....I am almost through it....i know can survive this....now the last 3 go straight up in front of me...they are about 10 feet away...
UM YEAH...they grabbed the damn Racoon too.....flap flap flap....he's to damn fat he cant make it....So the FU&%ER drops the racoon right on me as i pass under....
SQUISH/SPLAT....the raccon has landed on my windscreen and its a bloody mess...I stop and pull over...the little ba$tards run over to me like DUCKS wanting bread at a lake....
I am speechles....i kick the bird off the windscreen....it looks like i shot someone in the face...there is crap everywhere....i hop back on and come to work. IF only i had a camera with me...
I am still speechless...and kind of shaken...if i would of ran over any of those i would for sure dropped the bike...