Altercation with a yellowjacket
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I got a tiny wasp down the front of my shirt once, it didn't sting me constantly, about 3 times just once every minute or so until I pulled over and got him out. I was smacking the front of my jacket while riding thinking I got him, that must have looked funny.
Stung by two bees in the neck.
My neck guard came udone in the last game and a guy hit a slapshot that hit me in the collarbone, I thought it was broken, is that the same as being hit by a fastball?
Stung by two bees in the neck.
My neck guard came udone in the last game and a guy hit a slapshot that hit me in the collarbone, I thought it was broken, is that the same as being hit by a fastball?
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Was riding with a friend a few years ago down a country
road. I told him a joke & while he was laughing, a big flying
grasshopper slipped in right between his teeth. Not hazardous,
but plenty disgusting. He made a safe stop and spit for about
a day.
road. I told him a joke & while he was laughing, a big flying
grasshopper slipped in right between his teeth. Not hazardous,
but plenty disgusting. He made a safe stop and spit for about
a day.
Allright, I'll share my worst one... It's this kinda topic that makes me wonder how them grissly sun leathered Harley guys can pound out all them miles with sunglasses and and a freakin bandana...
It was a while back when I was still in Colorado. My girlfriend (now my wife) and I made frequent runs between Ft. Collins and Denver. Well on the return trip I decided to get off I-25 and cut over to Longmont and head up 287. We were between Loveland and Ft.Collins when a freakin sparrow or Swallow came at me head on. I did the natural thing and ducked REAL FAST. Well I sorta forgot about my pillion
.
So I hit the tank and feel and extra tug on my leathers...( Oh Damn) was my thought and sure enough, she caught that thing right in the upper chest and there was bits O bird here and there as well as feathers... She wasn't real happy and my laughing at my gore covered Lady didn't help. But the expression on her face as I suddenly duck, must have been classic just whistling along...Suddenly the rider hits the tank and your confronted with Beak and wings?
Kinda messed up but kinda funny as well...
She had the wind knocked out of her, but was wearing my buddies thick racing leather jacket so there was just a little bruising around her left collor bone I think...or maybe no bruises... She's a trooper though, hell she married me right?
It was a while back when I was still in Colorado. My girlfriend (now my wife) and I made frequent runs between Ft. Collins and Denver. Well on the return trip I decided to get off I-25 and cut over to Longmont and head up 287. We were between Loveland and Ft.Collins when a freakin sparrow or Swallow came at me head on. I did the natural thing and ducked REAL FAST. Well I sorta forgot about my pillion
.So I hit the tank and feel and extra tug on my leathers...( Oh Damn) was my thought and sure enough, she caught that thing right in the upper chest and there was bits O bird here and there as well as feathers... She wasn't real happy and my laughing at my gore covered Lady didn't help. But the expression on her face as I suddenly duck, must have been classic just whistling along...Suddenly the rider hits the tank and your confronted with Beak and wings?
Kinda messed up but kinda funny as well... She had the wind knocked out of her, but was wearing my buddies thick racing leather jacket so there was just a little bruising around her left collor bone I think...or maybe no bruises... She's a trooper though, hell she married me right?
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Evil things we have done to spouses...sounds like a good topic...
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