Because I am a man

well said shawn
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Because I am a man, I am never really lost--in fact--we can turn right here. Stop and ask for directions? No way, I'm not lost...I AM a man!!!
 
Because I am man I will not pick up any feminine hygiene products when at Walmart but I will pick up your birth control for you.
 
Because I am a man, holding your purse is NOT ever going to happen. Don't even bother to ask.

--Wag--
 
hmmmm....guess Im the only metro-sexual man in here....

1) I pick out half of what my wife wears out
if i didnt it would take three more hours

2) I can stand her mother just fine
because Amy keeps her 160 miles away, n never talks to her

3) I do all the grocery shopping...at a Whole Foods market with all organic produce n meat/poultry
my kidneys are jacked up n cant handle junkfood well...but NO TOFU

4) I cant lock my keys in the either car-they both use keyless entry
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5) When my car makes noise....I actually run like a sissy to the dealership
they kiss my butt cuz they love it when Amy brings in her 300SRT for service, n always give me a good price n do good FAST work....so rare nowadays

6) I always tell my wife what Im thinkn before she asks....









BECAUSE IM ALWAYS THINKN ABOUT ONE THING!!!!
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(dadofthree @ Jan. 08 2007,11:35) Very true. My wife use to talk to me while I was involved with something ( TV, sex ) and after an unanswered question, look at me and say "right". Which always caused a blank stare from me and let the fight begin.
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If she was talking while you were involved in the later of your two something examples you aren't doing something quite right
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A little left maybe?
 
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