An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and
says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?". The old man
replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and
says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes, the old man lets
another one go and says, "Aha! I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie
score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,"Field
goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so
he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it
everything he's got, and accidentally shids in the bed.
The wife says, "What the he11 was that?" The old man says, "Half time,
switch sides.
says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?". The old man
replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and
says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes, the old man lets
another one go and says, "Aha! I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie
score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,"Field
goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so
he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it
everything he's got, and accidentally shids in the bed.
The wife says, "What the he11 was that?" The old man says, "Half time,
switch sides.
