Birthday gift for my wife

A day at the spa worked well at one time. Massage, facial (mud treatment or some crap like that), or maybe it a full body mudding or something? Anyway, she liked it.
 
ok, there's a few running ideas
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, but jewelry is out. she doesnt like jewelry.
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(slimshady @ Oct. 28 2006,16:17)
(HOLE SHOT KID @ Oct. 28 2006,13:10) this a trick question?I know somthing she doesnt want.
Thats this dude hanging out.

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yeah, that'll get me kicked out of the house.
This is the guy that all the wives hate it when he shows up to the party, but the guys now it will be a good time.
 
They like nice things.




Vacuum cleaner
nascar die cast
12 pack of Schlitz beer
jumbo (family) size of Tide laundry detergent
tickets to the gun show
nice assortment of refrigerator magnets
brand new furnace filters
ironing board cover
heavy duty car ramps
new minnow bucket
gift certificate to Jiffy Lube
Craftsmen 30 piece screwdriver set
one year subscription to Iornhorse magazine



I have more if you need them, but that should get her excited.
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I forgot, it's my wifes birthday today and I asked her for some help, but she is not speaking to me.
 
(BlueHaya @ Oct. 28 2006,16:19)
(slimshady @ Oct. 28 2006,16:17)
(HOLE SHOT KID @ Oct. 28 2006,13:10) this a trick question?I know somthing she doesnt want.
Thats this dude hanging out.

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yeah, that'll get me kicked out of the house.
This is the guy that all the wives hate it when he shows up to the party, but the guys now it will be a good time.
yeah, i'll have fun while being homeless at the same time. or,maybe he'll have an extra room at his place when the party is over.
 
(GSXcite @ Oct. 28 2006,20:12) They like nice things.




Vacuum cleaner
nascar die cast
12 pack of Schlitz beer
jumbo (family) size of Tide laundry detergent
tickets to the gun show
nice assortment of refrigerator magnets
brand new furnace filters
ironing board cover
heavy duty car ramps
new minnow bucket
gift certificate to Jiffy Lube
Craftsmen 30 piece screwdriver set
one year subscription to Iornhorse magazine



I have more if you need them, but that should get her excited.
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(GSXcite @ Oct. 28 2006,20:14) I forgot, it's my wifes birthday today and I asked her for some help, but she is not speaking to me.
hang in there. i cant talk,
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 i'm cuttin it close myself.

someone suggested i buy her some riding gear, but i'm afraid this  
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 would happen. the wife hates riding the bike.
 
(runeight @ Oct. 28 2006,20:24)
(GSXcite @ Oct. 28 2006,20:12) They like nice things.




Vacuum cleaner
nascar die cast
12 pack of Schlitz beer
jumbo (family) size of Tide laundry detergent
tickets to the gun show
nice assortment of refrigerator magnets
brand new furnace filters
ironing board cover
heavy duty car ramps
new minnow bucket
gift certificate to Jiffy Lube
Craftsmen 30 piece screwdriver set
one year subscription to Iornhorse magazine



I have more if you need them, but that should get her excited.
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great list
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Actually, she got all the standard things one would get a 57 year old, I mean a mature woman gets. New motorcycle boots, Joe Rocket jacket, motorcycle gloves, CANDY (very important), flowers, beenie babies, did I mention CANDY, jewelry. She passed her MSF motorcycle course last Sunday, and want's me to take her for a long ride so she can ride her bike with her new gear. I,m a lucky man to have a woman like her.
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Im divorced,,, you guys really dont want my answer!!!!!!
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(StuckInBaghdad @ Oct. 28 2006,14:31) Can't loose with a day at the "Day Spa"
Thats Right!!!
Hint!!!
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hint!!!
clue!!!
Or spring for the weekend package at a nice health spa resort type of place.

Or, or, or you can find a cool little bed and breakfast somewhere near a scenic overlook and do some romance novel type shid.
 
If she's like my wife, the best thing you can give her is your time. My wife's ideal gift would be to spend the day together working on a project she wants. Take her to lunch, then do something together again where we could just be together, laugh and talk, etc. (i.e. over an old fashioned board game.) If I just bought her some jewelry then kissed her goodbye for work, it would be a lonely night when I got home.
 
Slim,

It doesn't sound like you know her language. What she wants depends on how she interprets and expresses emotion. I would recomend you and she read this book, it made a huge difference in my marrage. I am an acts of service, and wifey is a gifts. Until we figured that out, we never get the right gift.

Heres the cliff notes:
"The Five Love Languages" by Gary Chapman
 
ok here is my help,

if she works send her flowers to work it doesnt have to be a dozn roses any flower arrangement will be great(just make sure it doesnt look like something you find at a funeral.

the night before go buy some cheap flowers wait till she is asleep and take the pedals and sprinkle them on the floor to the bathroom. leave her a bday card there (try to find one that says something like thought i forgot huh)

then make another path to the kitchen and put another card in their that says something like to the one i love.

and what ever gift you give her leave on the table all wrapped up jewelry what not..but find the biggest box you can and wrap it up inside of it.


the massage is a good gift but then she has to find time to do it.

jewelry is always nice but if she doesnt wear it whats the point right

buy a decent watch and a really nice dinner and go out on the town

the memory of that night will be there forever
 
(slimshady @ Oct. 28 2006,16:14) ok, there's a few running ideas
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She doesn't like jewelry? Are you sure? Could it be your taste in jewerly that maybe she doesn't like? I have show my husband to what I like.

Man I gotta tell ya....women are like fish...they are attracted to shiny objects and I just can't imagine a woman not liking jewelry. That is beyond my comprehension!

Maybe get her car detailed?
Clean the house for her and do all the laundry?
OH I got it ...Clean the bathrooms. That will get you some style points
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Does she like movies? Do a movie night at home and cuddle on the couch.
Gift card to Block Buster, a package of microwave popcorn, her choice of drink and some chocolates all wrapped up in a nice gift bag with ribbons and bows.

Let us know what you decide and how it goes!
Best of luck~
 
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